I have not purposely avoided the computer. All the gin joints in all the world and I had to go in that one. I went out to dinner and woke up the next morning with food poisoning. If you've ever had such a vile thing you can commiserate with me ... but I have a 'revolting development' to report.
If you are wheelchair bound and you need to get to the bathroom post haste you will find that you are in 'deep kaka'.
To those that wrote me loving letters I will answer them as soon as I can sit at this computer long enough to type more then three paragraphs.